Portable Friendship Cannon

Confound these ponies, they drive me to use the power of friendship as a destructive weapon.

The latest in brony technology, the PFC is a shoulder mounted cannon capable of destroying any and all hate and darkness in a 5,000 mile radius. Though not as effective as the orbital friendship cannon, the PFC's easy deployment and ease of use more than makes up for it. The PFC is indestructible, with a hardened titanium casing enhanced with pony magic from Equestria's most talented unicorns, using the power of friendship as ammunition, ensuring unlimited shots on target in 10 seconds flat, as long as there is a brony 50,000 miles in its vicinity.