Trolly Cannon
Trolly Cannon
Trolly Cannon
dmg/attack: -1 + -4 for 2s effecteffect
DPS: -0.5 + -4 effecteffect
DPS (reload): -0.1 + -4 effecteffect
crit dmg: 0
crit chance: x 0
Attack statistics
attacks/sec: 0.5
AP: 70
projectiles: 1
spread: 60
Ammo & reloading
ammo type: Pure Noobyness
ammo/shot: 20
ammo cap.: 20
shots/reload: 1
reload time: 5s
Requirements & perks
skill: None -
strength req.: 10
repair: Tesla cannon
item HP: 3
weight: 75
value: 1
base id: um4dbr0

The Trolly Cannon is the worst weapon ever, shooting people with it actually heals them, that is if you can hit them, which you probably wont it can only fire 3 times before breaking. It's use illegal everywhere due to the fact it's really, really annoying. Whenever it is fired a 12-year-old can be heard yelling "Trolololololololol" and a puppy dies. The man who made this monstrosity was burned alive for his crimes agaisnt the world. It is said to leave a mild itching sensation on the user's skin after firing, requiring the need to bathe soon after.

Fun FactEdit

Trolls often pair this weapon with the Tesla Poll because they think they're cool. However, seeing as the Tezzla Polly also does a grand total of 0 damage, Trolls are easily killed on the battle field.