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The Trolly Cannon is the worst weapon ever, shooting people with it actually heals them, that is if you can hit them, which you probably wont it can only fire 3 times before breaking. It's use illegal everywhere due to the fact it's really, really annoying. Whenever it is fired a 12-year-old can be heard yelling "Trolololololololol" and a puppy dies. The man who made this monstrosity was burned alive for his crimes agaisnt the world. It is said to leave a mild itching sensation on the user's skin after firing, requiring the need to bathe soon after.
Fun Fact
Trolls often pair this weapon with the Tesla Poll because they think they're cool. However, seeing as the Tezzla Polly also does a grand total of 0 damage, Trolls are easily killed on the battle field.
