At first glance, this hammer might look lovely, but be warned...
The Lovely Hammer is owned by Yes-Man of the Armory. He holds it with pride after getting it from JASPER42 from the Vault. It is his pride and joy. Yes-Man will not hesitate to use it against you if you're getting on his nerves. It might look lovely from a distance but when it's been smashed into your head you might think differently.
It is pink, yes, but that does not make it any less deadly. It has a specially crafted wooden handle specifically for the use of Securitrons (those claws are useless) and a deadly metal head. Yes-Man's Lovely Hammer is lovely only to the people who are on his good side. If trolls venture too far into the depths of the chat room, they might encounter Yes-Man, and never return. Be warned.
- Found lodged in your skull when you least expect it.
- Carried by Yes-Man in the Armory.
- Don't laugh at it because it's pink. It's a very masculine pink, mind you.
- Made by JASPER42 from the Vault.